The NRA Loves A Massacre! Dec21

The NRA Loves A Mass...

That’s their GAME. Their business. They LOVE a massacre, the more the tragic, the better for business. They can’t sell guns with common sense and reality. They have to package and market the FEAR. And that’s what they do. Every mass shooting is like free advertisement for...

In other secession news: So long, Texas… Nov16

In other secession n...

AND DON’T LET THE BORDER HIT YOU YOUR DUMB HICK ASSES ON THE WAY OUT! Seriously, let Texas secede. PLEASE. And they can take their 37 Electoral idiot-by-rote votes with them. Sayonara, assholes!!! For as long as I can remember, Texas has been a blight on America along with several other...

NEVER AGAIN, my ass! Nov16

NEVER AGAIN, my ass!

I am beyond outraged at what’s going on right now in Palestine! For those of you with your head in your ass, Israel is bombing the shit out of the Gaza Strip, AGAIN. Israel is the fuck OUT OF HAND. They are going to keep dicking around and cause a third world war! You heard it here first. There is not much to say on this bullshit, so let me be plain… JEWS ARE NOT THE ONLY ONES WITH THE RIGHT TO EXIST. I have been to Germany. I have walked the hollowed walls of concentration camps, I have stood in a room that looked a giant shower where hundreds of thousands of human beings perished. I have wept openly for the crime against...

Jesus Needs New PR

Seriously. Lord,  God   –You need new representation! ASAP! 2010 Christianity ain’t a good look. I suggest Britney Spears PR agent or better yet, talk to Drew Barrymore’s people (and perhaps John Travolta’s) because these are the only two sustainably successful...

My People, My People...

First, let me say, I unequivocally LOVE Ms. Badu. As an artist, as a poet, as a woman, I have mad respect and admiration for Ms. Erikah Badu also known as LowDown Loretta Brown also known as Sara Bellum also known as Maria Mexico also known as Medulla Oblongata also known as Analog Girl in a...

Lunacy Watch 2010: GOP Affected! Mar23

Lunacy Watch 2010: G...

Quick! Someone call the CDC because the GOP is suffering from the biggest pandemic outbreak the world has ever seen! Worse than the swine flu, worse than the bubonic plague. They have caught a case of the highly contagious and self destructive disease, Turrets Douchebaggerius Bandwagonitus...

Where money & a...

Dagnabit! I like a brain with my widescreen, thank you! Guess with all the studios hyped up on reboots (geez), remakes (ugh), and sequels (blah) , the cineastes inside of us that yearn for regularly-scheduled, intelligent filmmaking (a la Scorcese, Demme, Mann, Fincher, Haynes) that’s...

Precious Blackness 2...

This is about getting more than my (our, your) two cents in. Film-biz-wise. I’m not claiming to know it all. Don’t wanna. Just wanna share, discuss, ignore, react, analyze… you know the whole range. That being said: where’s the post-racial love? Where, oh where, is our...

Douchebag Gumbo: Sex...

Uhmm, uhm, that boy can eat! Ok, so I’m not a John Mayer fan as such (I just know the two or three songs) and I’m not NOT a John Mayer fan but I have a few water cooler thoughts on his recent “situation” and I’m just gonna hit this quick and dirty. John Mayer IS a douche – Let’s...