Seriously. Lord,  God   –You need new representation! ASAP! 2010 Christianity ain’t a good look. I suggest Britney Spears PR agent or better yet, talk to Drew Barrymore’s people (and perhaps John Travolta’s) because these are the only two sustainably successful...

First, let me say, I unequivocally LOVE Ms. Badu. As an artist, as a poet, as a woman, I have mad respect and admiration for Ms. Erikah Badu also known as LowDown Loretta Brown also known as Sara Bellum also known as Maria Mexico also known as Medulla Oblongata also known as Analog Girl in a...

Uhmm, uhm, that boy can eat! Ok, so I’m not a John Mayer fan as such (I just know the two or three songs) and I’m not NOT a John Mayer fan but I have a few water cooler thoughts on his recent “situation” and I’m just gonna hit this quick and dirty. John Mayer IS a douche – Let’s...

It is perilous out here on the dating scene. Gone are the days when you could assume that if a person is hard-core pursuing you, he is single. What’s up with all the attached men jumping in the pool. Hello, haven’t you heard, YOU ALREADY HAVE SOMEONE, can you please back up off my...

Today, I was riding the #4 Train uptown when I noticed a White Woman reading a thick book with a chess piece on the cover, I suddenly became curious, is she reading what I think she’s reading? I found myself craning my neck, in a very casual  manner, I might add, so as to not seem like...

I have realized lately, that I’m, well, pissed off! I’m fucking mad, about the Last Eight Years, about inconsiderate parkers, about people who put their feet up on the subway, about a whole host of shit. While I’d like to think that I am a loving, giving, selfless person...