http://www.thebitteroptimist.com Art, Culture, and Revolution! Thu, 22 Dec 2011 16:03:09 +0000 en hourly 1 http://www.thebitteroptimist.com/jesus-needs-new-pr/ http://www.thebitteroptimist.com/jesus-needs-new-pr/#comments Fri, 10 Dec 2010 22:56:20 +0000 Sanaa http://www.thebitteroptimist.com/?p=586

Seriously. Lord,  God   –You need new representation! ASAP! 2010 Christianity ain’t a good look. I suggest Britney Spears PR agent or better yet, talk to Drew Barrymore’s people (and perhaps John Travolta’s) because these are the only two sustainably successful examples of lasting media comebacks I have ever seen. Whatever you do, just know [...]]]> http://www.thebitteroptimist.com/jesus-needs-new-pr/feed/ 1 http://www.thebitteroptimist.com/my-people-my-people/ http://www.thebitteroptimist.com/my-people-my-people/#comments Mon, 05 Apr 2010 19:05:46 +0000 Sanaa http://www.thebitteroptimist.com/?p=566

First, let me say, I unequivocally LOVE Ms. Badu. As an artist, as a poet, as a woman, I have mad respect and admiration for Ms. Erikah Badu also known as LowDown Loretta Brown also known as Sara Bellum also known as Maria Mexico also known as Medulla Oblongata also known as Analog Girl in a Digital [...]]]> http://www.thebitteroptimist.com/my-people-my-people/feed/ 2 http://www.thebitteroptimist.com/lunacy-watch-2010-gop-affected/ http://www.thebitteroptimist.com/lunacy-watch-2010-gop-affected/#comments Tue, 23 Mar 2010 21:13:38 +0000 Sanaa http://www.thebitteroptimist.com/?p=556

Quick! Someone call the CDC because the GOP is suffering from the biggest pandemic outbreak the world has ever seen! Worse than the swine flu, worse than the bubonic plague. They have caught a case of the highly contagious and self destructive disease, Turrets Douchebaggerius Bandwagonitus for which there is only one cure. The GOP are [...]]]> http://www.thebitteroptimist.com/lunacy-watch-2010-gop-affected/feed/ 2