Ooh ooh oooooh!

(Raising my right hand wildly while fist-pumping with my left)

Can I be in this man’s FIRST EVER family film? Puh-leeeeze?

In fact… can I get this dude’s career? Geez. Between the choices that Mr. Scorcese, Mr. Spielberg, Mr. Pitt and Mr. Depp got in development, there should be no “dryness” in the creative pipeline.

Except all the men in that statement… white men (yeah so Johnny got some “Injun” in him). Oh well.