I dunno. He’s entering Lov-Hatn status. It’s not enough that Mr. Reynolds may have the potential hat-trick in ruining nerd-docious dreams everywhere… Being the smug-mouthed assassin in Blade: Trinity who just stares, lustfully (is this a word? IDK but it fits), Jessica Biel....

(Raising my right hand wildly while fist-pumping with my left) Can I be in this man’s FIRST EVER family film? Puh-leeeeze? In fact… can I get this dude’s career? Geez. Between the choices that Mr. Scorcese, Mr. Spielberg, Mr. Pitt and Mr. Depp got in development, there should...