What’s ROVE Got To Do With It?

Posted by Sanaa on Feb 19, 2009 in Politics | Comments Off

Yesterday and the day before and the day before and the day before Karl Rove has come out (big surprise) against Obama/Democrats/Stimulus Package/etc…

He doesn’t (another surprise) “approve”. Who gives a shit? I mean, who is still listening to this buffoon? Why would anyone give a fuck what the man, who was a huge part of a gang of greedy bastards politicians who ran this country into the ground, has to say?

This, among a multitude of other reasons, is why this whole group of cronies should be charged for TREASON & MURDER. Its not enough that they fucked this country up so thoroughly on every level: financially, security, international relations, education, civil liberties, and the list goes on, including but not limited to sending thousands of young Americans to their deaths in a false war. And yet he STILL has the nerve to tout this level of arrogance. Unbelievable.

Can someone please tell Rove…

#1 – He DOESN’T have the job anymore and

#2 – He FUCKED it up when he did have it!!!!

AN OPEN LETTER TO KARL ROVE -

Dear Karl,

I feel I can call you by your first name now seeing as for the Last Eight Years you have been reaming me in the ass which is pretty intimate (we won’t talk about all the entire country other people you were reaming in the ass at the same time. Ahem.)

Now, Karl, I realize you don’t give a shit about anyone but yourself (and your rat-bastard buddies) and are totally oblivious to the fact that whatever state America is in (the shitter) is a direct result of the shady doings of you and your merry band of rogue thugs politician’s…

I also gather from your many public ramblings that you don’t “approve” of the stimulus package. Interesting position, considering we only need a stimulus package because of the crappy job you, Bush, Chaney, and Rumsfeld collectively did ruining running the country. I mean, you have pretty much bankrupted the U.S….

Speaking of the U.S., I recently ran into America, she looked a hot mess and she was coming from the domestic violence shelter downtown where she’s been staying for a minute. I was like, Yo, America, damn, how you been? I knew how she was doing, (doesn’t everybody, I mean, it’s all over the news) she was lookin’ pretty rough too but I didn’t want to say anything, you know cuz it’s rude but I got her a bowl of soup and we hung out for a minute. Man, she’s tight with you though (I can’t really blame her). She’s mad as hell, she was like…

“Man, when I first met that dude Rove and he lifted up his shirt and I saw that THUG LIFE tattoo, I was like, that’s my wigga, I thought he was a “G” but now, I know dude is just straight crazy, I don’t know what will it take for him to leave America me ALONE. I mean, he’s like a political stalker, if he can’t have me nobody can? WTF? Can’t he see, I am trying to heal? What will it take to get that asshole to shut his pie-hole, crawl under a rock, or disappear into oblivion…can’t he just take his stolen millions and run? That’s what smart criminals do you know, after they rob, rape and pillage they usually flee the scene of the crime hint, hint. but oh yeah, that motherfucker’s not that smart…I keep forgetting…it’s just that the people he works with are dumber than him.”

Hmmm, after listening to America throw it down, well, Karl, I don’t know where we go from here…our relationship is definitely over, I mean, I can’t get down with someone who just smashes on someone like that, I mean dude, you and your buddies went at her hard, she was seriously beatdown with the beatdown. Today, as she was fighting back tears, I had to remind her that she was beautiful, resilient and strong…and if Tina Turner can do it, so could she…she just has to keep singing to herself, what’s Rove got to do with it. I think she’s going to be alright…eventually. But as for you and I, we’re through. I can’t see that ex-friendly thing blossoming, at this point, too much has happened, and I don’t want to end up like America, so, I’m gonna make a clean break. Cold turkey. Don’t write me, don’t call me, don’t text me, don’t keep sending me messages through facebook (in fact, I am going to de-friend you)…if you keep showing up, I am going to get a restraining order. If that doesn’t work, please note: I am getting a gun.

I wish you all the best get EXACTLY what’s coming to you!

~ The Bitter Optimist

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